美妙的错误(上)

2010年9月3日 | 标签:

每个人都有打错了电话和接到错打了电话的经历吧。那一刹那的感觉还是挺有意思的,如果我错打了电话,一般会说:哦,对不起,对不起,我打错了;我要接到错打来的电话,一般会说:哦,对不起(只说一次),你打错了。如果对方是个好听的女声的话,我会更加的客气。

昨晚我错拨的那个电话,是我有史以来错的最怪异、最邪乎的,所以今天我想把它写出来。但得等会儿,先说几个月前的一个错拨的电话,那个经历可以用美妙来形容。

在宿舍打长途电话很便宜,一分钟不到1角钱。我不在家的每一天,都要给家人打电话的,有时一天不止一次,家里人都觉得烦。所以儿子学习的时侯,家人会把话筒拿下来,怕他分心,要和我聊天。甚至儿子都觉得烦,前些日子我往家打电话,儿子接的,急匆匆地说:“爸,对不起,我在玩电脑,没时间陪你,我妈在洗澡。”说完就把电话挂了。

那个美妙的错打的电话发生在上午。估计那天我知道我老婆白天休息,因为一般我都是晚上打。我习惯性地拨了我家的号码,听到对方一接听,而且是个女声,我就开说了,没想到女声连忙说:“对不起,你打错了”,我一愣,说:“不会吧,我家电话号码能记错?”可那个也很好听的声音确实不是我老婆的声音,连忙道歉,挂了电话。

再次拨了我家的号码,对方一接电话,我一听,还是刚刚那个女声,我赶忙道歉,那个女声很客气,说没关系,我又解释了一下:“我长期在外,每天都往家打电话,没想到今天怎么这样”。这时我就感觉很奇怪了,我家的号码我是不会记错的。

接着第三次认真地拨了这个号,当然还是她接的,换成一般人,这时候会不高兴的了,可她依然客气,笑说:“我一听到铃响,就知道是你”,我说:“我家的号码,我是不会记错的,我拨的是2353900,你家是不是在xxx市”,她说:“我家就在xxx市,我家的号码就是2353900”,我说:“不会吧,我可是天天拨这个号啊,这是我家的号啊,不会记错的”。她笑说:“这肯定是我家的号,我都用了几年了,你再仔细想想吧” 于是,我又一次在道歉中挂了电话。

这下,我可没再拨这个号了。我努力思考了2分钟,哎……是我错了。这个2353900是我以前房子的电话,我用了5年,它是我多花50元挑的号,特别喜欢,没有8,很简单。后来搬家到另一个区,这个号码不能跟迁,于是不得不换了新号。由于对简单的偏爱,现在的号码是248XX00,后面依然有两个0,用了7年。那个被我抛弃的2353900,肯定被这个新主人收留了,这个主人看来不错,有耐心,温柔极了。真想第4次拨打这个号码,解释一下原由,后来一想,算了。但这次误打却是一次感觉很好的回忆,那个女主人对我太客气了,人和人之间就该这样。

写着写着我累了,夜里没睡好,白天又很忙,昨晚发生的史无前例的误打现在没劲说了,我想休息了,88……

  1. xb
    2010年9月3日22:37

    看你日志,俺妄揣YANHU你素个温和的男银,哈哈,,,

  2. yanhu
    2010年9月4日12:34

    @xb

    有时候温和的过了一点,都不像男银了 :)

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